Scene: (Stairwell after school. Hanako Noriko stands carrying her bag, and long shoulder bag. She is thinking to herself and smiling as she slowly heads home.)
HK(thinking): I did it! Yay. A perfect debut. Finally after three years I'll get to be a girl again. Not only that it looks like I might get some school idol consideration.
Action: (A streaking blur flies down the stairs past Hanako.)
HK(aloud): An-chan? Nah, he'd never run that fast.
Action: (Seconds later three tough looking seniors come running.)
Senior 1: He went this way c'mon!
Senior 2: What should we do when we catch him boss?
Senior Boss: We'll put that skinny bitch in the hospital.
HK: Crap! If it looks like An-chan, sounds like An-chan, and can inexplicably enrage school bullies like An-chan....I need to start charging protection money.
Scene: (Anei Kanashii is cornered in a dead end hallway. The three seniors are closing in.)
Senior Boss: Now, we'll teach you to talk to my girl.
AC: All I did was tell her a different way she could make cookies!
Senior 1: Yeah right! A real man would never bake cookies.
AC: I'm not a real boy! I love desserts!
Senior Boss: Shut up! Taka! Hideki! Make him bleed!
Action: (As the two henchmen close in on Anei there's a flurry of activity. Hanako quickly and expertly attacks with her boken and subdues the thugs.)
Panel: (Hanako stands victorious. To the right of her is the text: “Hanako Noriko: top first year, potential school idol”(this is now crossed out). To the left of her is: “Hanako Noriko: “two time national junior high girls kendo champion” (this is circled).)
HK: An-chan are you ok?
AC: Yeah, thanks Han-kun.
HK: Good! (bonks AC) You ruined my debut! Now I'll never get to be the cute girl! (sighing) Three more years of effeminate boys and dreamy eyed girls hitting on me. An-chan if I have to take a girl to a school dance ever....I'm gonna bonk your girly little brains out.
